Things I have learned from the (ignorant) people I work with

1) If you read it on the internet then it must be true.
2) Everyone wants to hear about your drunken stories even though you aren't in college anymore.
3) Just because you think marijuana should have been legalized a long time ago makes it ok to smoke it.
4) Everything I can do they can do better.
5) It is illegal to talk on your cell phone while you drive.